After reading the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer, and seeing the movie, I have one burning question.
Do vampires have to brush and floss their teeth ?
I mean, with all of that blood and raw flesh, you’d think there would be some staining…
and their breath would probably smell too.
Would you need a special kind of brush to clean those pearly fangs or just your stock standard dentist approved toothbrush?
Enquiring minds want to know.